April 2012
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fuckyeah-gifreactions:
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March 2012
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*looks at self in mirror*
me: wow i'm hot
*takes picture*
me: wow nvm
myspacefamosity:
imagine actually “fucking the shit” out of someone and they just poop everywhere
why is that even a phrase
WHO CAME UP WITH THAT
Every time i catch my parents in a bad mood.
dontworrybekarl:
stormagedondarklordofall:
heartofslytherin:
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stefan and damon: we need your help
bonnie: you snapped my mom's neck
stefan:
damon:
bonnie: but before that you flipped a coin to decide who would kill me or my mom
stefan:
damon:
bonnie: i begged
stefan:
damon:
stefan: ...so are you gonna help us?
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johnlennnon:
there is literally a special place reserved in hell for the people that reblog all of your photos and don’t follow you
mannydelgad0:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
idiotblogger:
I’m sick of following a million deleted blogs, it’s like carrying around dead bodies
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me: i need to lose weight
me:
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me: is that a cake
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
That awesome moment when you find a friend you can...
Why do i keep losing followers D:
